Grin
Big Evil Grin
Very Big Grin
As far as I can recall
As far as I can tell
As far as I know
Away from the keyboard
As I understand it
All the best
Before
Back at the keyboard
Bye Bye For Now
Be back later
Be seeing you
Be right back
But seriously folks
But seriously though
Been there done that
Beats the S. out of me
By the way
Buzz word quotient
Call for votes
Career limiting move
See you later
Do what I mean
Do what I say not what I do
Don't you just hate it when
Eat S. and die
Extended three letter acronym
End of file
Face to face
Frequently asked question
For f. sake
For God's sake
F. off and die
Friend of a friend
Free of charge
File Transfer Protocol
F. up beyond all recognition
For what its worth
For your amusement
For your entertainment
For your information
Go ahead
Get a life
Garbage in garbage out
Grinning running and ducking
Ha Ha only joking
Ha Ha only serious
Hope that helps
In any event
I am not a lawyer
Its being mended - joke
I'm buck naked
If I remember correctly
In my bloody opinion
In my experience
In my humble opinion
In my not so humble opinion
In my opinion
In other words
In real life
In response to
Internet Service Provider
It seems to me
I seem to recall
In the region of
In the real world
In view of
It would be nice if
If you see what I mean
Just a minute
Keep it simple stupid
Later
Laughs out loud
My favourite toy language
Male or female?
Member of the approprite sex
Member of the opposite sex
Member of the same sex
Much regret unable
Multi user dungeon
Not a lot of people know that
No f. way man
Newsgroup
Nude in front of computer
Not In My Back Yard
No reply necessary
Over and out
Oh, by the way
Oh, I see
Oh my god
On the other hand
Over the top
Public domain
Pain in the arse
Piece of data
Request for discussion
Roll on floor laughing
Roll on floor laughing my a* off
Real soon now
Read the FAQ
Read the f. manual
Are you OK
Still in the dark
Small matter of programming
Situation normal all f. up
Signal to noise ratio
Significant other
S. outta luck
Shut the f. up
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch
Trouble came back
Too damned many
Thanks in advance
Tongue in cheek
Three letter acronym
Thanks
Things one ought to know about
The powers that be
Ta Ta for now
Talk to you later
Thanks very much
User barin damage
Virtual community
Virtual reality
Uniform Resource Locator
Would it be nice if
With regard to
What the f.
What the hell
What you see is what you get
Yet another bloody acronym
You have bin mail
You have mail
Your mileage may vary