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A page of Humour and Thought !!
If you have a favourite quote, anecdote, or joke, send it to us.
A good laugh is the best medicine, whether you are sick or not.
A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market.
A man isn't really poor if he can still laugh.
Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them.
As a rule, the freedom of any people can be judged by the volume of their laughter.
Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused.
Hopefully these will get you thinking.
Some new ones !
- Why is "Grecian 2000" only for men?
- Why is there only one Monopolies Commission
- Is it because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
- If it is zero degrees outside today and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow how cold will it be?
- Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
- Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
- How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
- If man evolved from monkey and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to?
- How is it possible to have a civil war?
- If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
- Why is it called the tourist season if you can't shoot them?
- If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash why isn't the whole plane made out of the same stuff?
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